I thought it would be fun if I scavenged through the internet looking for the most outrageous pictures that involved welding in any way. I narrowed it down to the top 7 welding pics that will make you blush! Please be advised, some of these photos may be slightly NSFW, depending upon where you work.
At NUMBER 7, we have a “pin-up” girl that’s ready to weld with her little pooch at her side. Pin-ups, which became very popular in the 40’s, were meant to be “pinned-up” on walls. Many pin-ups were photographs of celebrities who were considered sex symbols. Clearly, this pin-up girl is “fully equipped.”
Coming in at NUMBER 6, we have another pin-up girl getting ready to do some serious welding. The gas is ready to go, welding goggles are on, and her last step is lifting up her dress to warm up her buns with that oxy-acetylene torch.
NUMBER 5 is for the ladies out there! Seo Young Deok, a brilliant Korean metal artist, created this piece of art. It’s a sculpture of a man who I HOPE is wearing Speedos, in a very focused Yoga pose. Or maybe he’s is just freaking out about that mouse he’s pointing at on the floor – while wearing Speedos. But seriously folks, Seo Young Deok is amazing; he meticulously creates his nude sculptures by welding metal bicycle chain links piece by piece. I wonder how long it takes to create one of his sculptures, or how he locates each piece of chain to make such compound 3D shapes. Pretty amazing.
Coming in at NUMBER 4 we have another astonishing piece by Seo Young Deok. It appears to be a naked woman standing under a waterfall. Or if you tilt your head, it looks as if she’s making a swan dive into the ocean. Or maybe she just baked a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies and she’s trying to get a good whiff of her success. But I’m probably way off, what do you think?
At NUMBER 3 we have a beautiful young lady holding still while a very focused man welds the final touches to her metal swimsuit, circa 1940. A metal bathing suit may seem incredibly inconvenient today, however, back then it was also incredibly inconvenient.
As the countdown is coming to a close we have NUMBER 2! A sexy woman wearing a metal corset. I’m not sure why she has that surprised look on her face but perhaps putting on that corset was considerably cold on her silky-smooth skin, or maybe it’s just a bit too tight on those hips. My final guess is that she had the sudden urge to use the restroom right after squeezing into that corset and said, “uh oh”.
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And for the grand finale, we have NUMBER 1! This picture was so caliente that it almost went unpublished! Not that I’m into female metal sculptures, but this is the Scarlett Johansson of metal sculptures. Her Rapunzel-like hair is out of this world; it’s so beautiful that she’s even wearing it on her wrists which is totally normal. I just wish that perhaps one day I have the pleasure of meeting this iron beauty. Just in case opposites really do attract, I’ll be sure to bring my collection of magnets. Never mind, bad joke.
Thanks for indulging me on my journey of the web’s top 7 welding pics that will make you blush. To weld with such blush-worthy precision requires tools such as the Sharpie Hand-Held Tungsten Grinder and Micro TIG Welding Torches, which allow maximum precision.
-SOURCES
# 1 https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3593/3624922195_4e7ce61934.jpg
# 2 http://pinterest.com/pin/158400111864674409/
# 3 http://pinterest.com/pin/158400111864329335/
# 4 http://www.yatzer.com/seo-young-deok-chain-sculptures
# 5 http://www.yatzer.com/seo-young-deok-chain-sculptures
# 6 http://pinterest.com/pin/158400111864409847/
# 7 http://dotdotdotwithenvy.blogspot.com/2010_05_01_archive.html
